diff --git a/makefu/2configs/deployment/dirctator.nix b/makefu/2configs/deployment/dirctator.nix
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+++ b/makefu/2configs/deployment/dirctator.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+{ pkgs, lib, ... }:
+
+with lib;
+let
+  port = 18872;
+  runit = pkgs.writeDash "runit" ''
+    set -xeuf
+    export PULSE_COOKIE=/var/run/pulse/.config/pulse/cookie
+    echo "$@" | sed 's/^dirctator://' | ${pkgs.espeak}/bin/espeak -v mb-de7 2>&1 | tee -a /tmp/speak
+  '';
+in {
+  services.logstash = {
+    enable = true;
+    inputConfig = ''
+      irc {
+        channels => [ "#krebs", "#afra" ]
+        host => "irc.freenode.net"
+        nick => "dirctator"
+      }
+    '';
+    filterConfig = ''
+    '';
+    outputConfig = ''
+      stdout { codec => rubydebug }
+      exec { command => "${runit} '%{message}" }
+    '';
+    plugins = [ ];
+  };
+}