diff --git a/kartei/mic92/default.nix b/kartei/mic92/default.nix
index 2f010bb08..2a4593e72 100644
--- a/kartei/mic92/default.nix
+++ b/kartei/mic92/default.nix
@@ -782,7 +782,6 @@ in {
           aliases = [
             "jack.r"
             "stable-confusion.r"
-            "vicuna.r"
           ];
           tinc.pubkey = ''
             -----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
diff --git a/krebs/2configs/reaktor2.nix b/krebs/2configs/reaktor2.nix
index e84827656..7cc6c7550 100644
--- a/krebs/2configs/reaktor2.nix
+++ b/krebs/2configs/reaktor2.nix
@@ -253,24 +253,6 @@ let
     };
   };
 
-  vicuna = {
-    pattern = "^!vicuna (.*)$";
-    activate = "match";
-    arguments = [1];
-    timeoutSec = 1337;
-    command = {
-      filename = pkgs.writeDash "vicuna" ''
-        set -efu
-
-        mkdir -p ${stateDir}/vicuna
-        export CONTEXT=${stateDir}/vicuna/"$_msgtarget".context
-        ${pkgs.vicuna-chat}/bin/vicuna-chat "$@" |
-          echo "$_from: $(cat)" |
-          fold -s -w 426
-      '';
-    };
-  };
-
   locationsLib = pkgs.writeText "locations.sh" ''
     ENDPOINT=http://c.r/poi.json
     get_locations() {
@@ -431,7 +413,6 @@ let
         hooks.sed
         interrogate
         say
-        vicuna
         (generators.command_hook {
           inherit (commands) dance random-emoji nixos-version;
           tell = {
diff --git a/krebs/5pkgs/simple/vicuna-chat/default.nix b/krebs/5pkgs/simple/vicuna-chat/default.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index db15899d6..000000000
--- a/krebs/5pkgs/simple/vicuna-chat/default.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,33 +0,0 @@
-{ pkgs, ... }:
-pkgs.writers.writeDashBin "vicuna-chat" ''
-  set -efu
-
-  export PATH=${with pkgs; lib.makeBinPath [
-    coreutils
-    curl
-    jq
-  ]}
-
-  CONTEXT=''${CONTEXT:-$(date -Id)}
-  PROMPT=$*
-
-  if ! test -e "$CONTEXT"; then
-    echo -n 'null' > "$CONTEXT"
-  fi
-
-  add_to_context() {
-    jq -rc --argjson message "$1" '. + [$message]' "$CONTEXT" > "$CONTEXT.tmp"
-    mv "$CONTEXT.tmp" "$CONTEXT"
-  }
-
-  add_to_context "{\"role\": \"user\", \"content\": \"$PROMPT\"}"
-  response=$(
-    jq -nc --slurpfile context "$CONTEXT" '{
-      model: "vicuna-13b-v1.5-16k",
-      messages: $context[0],
-    }' |
-      curl -Ss http://vicuna.r/v1/chat/completions -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d @-
-  )
-  add_to_context "$(jq -rcn --argjson response "$response" '$response.choices[0].message')"
-  jq -rcn --argjson response "$response" '$response.choices[0].message.content'
-''