l 2 monitoring: add monit-alarms

lass/2configs/monitoring/monit-alarms.nix

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+{pkgs, config, ...}:
+with import <stockholm/lib>;
+let
+  echoToIrc = msg:
+    pkgs.writeDash "echo_irc" ''
+      set -euf
+      export LOGNAME=prism-alarm
+      ${pkgs.irc-announce}/bin/irc-announce \
+        ni.r 6667 prism-alarm \#retiolum "${msg}" >/dev/null
+    '';
+
+in {
+  krebs.monit = {
+    enable = true;
+    http.enable = true;
+    alarms.nirwanabluete = {
+      test = "${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sf 'https://nirwanabluete.de/'";
+      alarm = echoToIrc "test nirwanabluete failed";
+    };
+    alarms.ubik = {
+      test = "${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sf 'https://ubikmedia.de'";
+      alarm = echoToIrc "test ubik failed";
+    };
+    alarms.hfos = {
+      test = "${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sf --insecure 'https://hfos.hackerfleet.de'";
+      alarm = echoToIrc "test hfos failed";
+    };
+    alarms.cac-panel = {
+      test = "${pkgs.curl}/bin/curl -sf 'https://panel.cloudatcost.com/login.php'";
+      alarm = echoToIrc "test cac-panel failed";
+    };
+  };
+}
+